No Longer Temporary

Chateau del Mulsoff (CDM) is pleased to announce a vacancy in our ranks.  As of June 11, The Mrs. will no longer be a temporary housewife. 

Finally, after over a year of searching for full time, permanent work, we're happy to announce she has accepted a job with a local company to help out with their environmental compliance.

We at CDM are excited for the opportunity to get Lori the heck out of the basement, where she's perpetually cold, rarely exchanges her pajamas for normal clothing, and wears glasses with only one lens. 

You may have some burning questions, so CDM put together a F.A.Q. to meet your burning needs, so stop with all the burning.  There is a cream for that.

1. Where is she going?
We will not be relocating, but she will have a 30 minute commute.

2. What exactly will she be doing?
The details will become more clear, but as of right now we understand she will be the holder of the key of power for the universe, and has been going through a series of biological upgrades to help her in her new position.

3. Wow, sounds intense.  How is she holding up?
Her bulging muscles are making clothing choices a little difficult, but she's managing quite fine.  It's the laser beams that spontaneously burst from her pupils that make that one lens difficult to keep in place.

4. The lens of her reading glasses can withstand a direct hit from her laser beam eyes?
Apparently, yes.  Kudos to Target for such resilient generic spectacles.

5. Any other major changes?
She is considering going blonder, appointment scheduled for Thursday.  Other than that, just try not to be surprised on the faint glowing aura, increased muscle mass, the levitation, and of course, try not to look her in the eyes until she can figure that whole thing out.

5. How is the kiddo and husband adjusting?
It's pretty cool for them.  Dependable salary, decent benefits, and no need to ask for help when moving furniture.  Wall patching has been a pain due to the burn holes, and poor Bandit was singed once, but otherwise, they love the prospects the job entails.


Any further questions can be directed to us, Proprietors of Chateau del Mulsoff.  We imagine that the frequency of her posts will remain about the same, maybe every other week.  She still lives in a house, and is still a wife.  And a mom. 

Supremely, blessedly normal.