Blueberry Muffin Extravaganza

You know how you all have always wanted to see me make blueberry muffins out of a box at 5:45 in the morning in my pajamas?

WAIT NO MORE.

It's 12 revolutionary minutes of ME. Baking MUFFINS. From a BOX.

There is a lot of yawning. Will it be contagious to the watcher? Well you have to sit and see. 12 minutes you will never want back!

Results forthcoming!

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