Temporary Housewife

https://youtu.be/W_VBE938fLU When she asks to watch the clouds with you, you drop everything. And you do just that.

Life has been filled with travel.  I take this moment to share almost 8 minutes of my life on the farm. Come join me as I help my sister on her farm. I pick tomatoes!  I breathe heavily!  I learn farmishness!  I get attacked by Willow... with kisses!  Hear me discuss Chef's Table!

Behold: my new bicycle! It's one of the cheaper bikes available at Target, with my 5% off it is totally worth it. ISN'T IT ADORABLE.  This thing isn't fancy. It's not expected to take me on a motocross track, or jump over rocks, or do wheelies like I'm known to do. No, my extreme sports career is long over. Yes, back in the day I was known as Loca Lulu, frequenting Shady skate parks and stair rails and running away from the fuzz.* Anyway, I'm excited to start riding my bike around the neighborhood with my little girl, which was the whole point of this purchase. Wish me luck! *or...maybe inspired by Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series.  And Grand Theft Auto.

This particular video includes much more narration than I think is necessary however I don't want to do it over. Cleaning my stove once in a mediocre fashion is plenty for me. In other news, I bought an adorable cheap bicycle. https://youtu.be/QlK1TwYOzJQ

Honest to heck, I haven't been on a swing in YEARS.The movement makes me sick, and my ass has gotten so large I wasn't even sure it was going to fit. But I wanted to be with G, so unsaid screw it, wedged it in there and fought the motion sickness.  AREN'T I JUST AMAZING. 😒 https://youtu.be/vuv-AU45xrw

So many things about this video... Do we teach G how to be a good sport?   Do we solve the stinky puppy problem? Did the puppy piss on my floor? Can we resist the giant carrot? Is it possible for Jess and I to play a game and not verbally slap each other? Can you count how many times I mock my own child? How many times do I swear in front of her? WHO WILL WIN? Watch and savor 14 minutes of us playing a bunny game with G and planning our recipe for Baseball! Enjoy!

SO EASY TO DO.